Janae Says...

DC, Philly, NYC, and Olive Juice Well we all know that I function by lists, and this is the best way I could recount everything. So I went to Maryland to visit an amazing guy who shall henceforward be known as He, Him, His, or whatever other male pronouns or terms of affection seem fitting. (*Editor's note: I had to remove all pictures of him as well. Sorry to disappoint.) This list will give a brief overview of (almost) everything we did together because let's be honest, you probably don't want to know everything .  Thursday 6/13 ·           I got picked up at Philadelphia airport with an awkward side hug ·          Drove home arm in arm ·          Stopped at TGI Friday’s where I had chicken fingers and he had chicken and shrimp with Jack Daniel’s sauce ·          Took a nap ·        ...

I’ve had some minor hiccups today. Like the top popping off of my shake in the car and dripping ice cream everywhere. Or like my steel water bottle rolling off the counter onto the kitchen floor. Or like the same water bottle falling off my desk and spilling water everywhere. Or like the small spot that’s still on my red shorts even though I washed them yesterday! Or like the fact that the wind blew leaf bits and bug corpses and dirt on me at the pool today. Or how my phone refuses to deliver texts or pictures in a timely fashion. But ya know… It’s a good day anyway… Because 11 hours from now, I will be departing Salt Lake Airport heading to Philadelphia to see a special guy… And he won us tickets to see David Letterman! I managed to get 6 days’ worth of stuff packed into a carry-on bag and a backpack. As a female, I demand some kind of trophy. I even got all my liquids into a 1 quart bag. Take that, TSA! I got a phone call from ...