I woke up this morning at 9 AM. I had to use the facilities.
When I returned to wash my hands, I found this.
He was about 3/4 of an inch long.
I was nice and took him outside.
Not because I'm actually nice, but because I didn't feel like squishing it would be a viable option, as he has a weird cockroach like skeletal structure. And also because he wouldn't fit down the drain of my sink.
Outside he went.
How did YOU wake up this morning?